Dog Quotes

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. ~Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. ~Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in heaven then when I die, I want to go where they went. ~Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than he loves himself. ~Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Roony

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. ~Robert Benchley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult? ~ Rita Rudner

May I always be the person my dogs thinks I am.

Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. ~Grouch Marx

Dogs aren't our whole lives, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras